Strange Signs All Around Us

I became fascinated with funny, ironic signs at an early age when I spotted a crooked one falling off a wall that read, “Department of Corrections”. I’ve recently crossed paths with a few others:

In Malibu Canyon State Park (yes, that Malibu) they have trail signs warning hikers that no alcohol is allowed. The symbol used is a cocktail glass with what appears to be the silhouette of an olive inside. Are they concerned people might be hiking with martinis?

The elevator in our building has a sign that reads: “Should the elevator doors fail to open, or the elevator become inoperative, do not become alarmed. Press the red button marked ‘Alarm’ to summon assistance” Ah, the calming presence of a button marked “Alarm”

A synagogue near us has a permanent sign outside that states, “The path to God begins with fear.” Are you allowed to bring martinis?